departured: I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
fffcuk: if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
best-of-funny: shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green. X
r0yall: if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure